Name: George
Date of Arrival: May 5, 2010 (Mother's Day)
George here is one of our most elderly monkeys! He's very calm and relaxed. He credits his longevity to his great love of onions. He loves ALL kinds of onions. He eats them just like popcorn! He likes them sliced, diced, chopped, fried, stewed, boiled, deep fried, baked, mashed, and battered! His favorite though, is an onion sandwich. A layer of onion put between.....two more layers of onion!!!! He even likes onion in his ice cream!!! He's one crazy monkey!
When he's not eating onions, he's out playing golf and swinging on vines. He has already been adopted and is very happy in his new home.
After intensive rehabilitation by a caring and intelligent new handler in Peculiar, George has finally been freed from his smelly onion addiction. His diet now consists mainly of peanut clusters and M&Ms. He says he is much happier on this diet and he is sorry that he EVER started eating onions in the first place. He said that the only reason that he ever ate onions is because his EVIL previous handler wouldn't give him anything else to eat!
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